Category: Fun Stories

Review of the Sex Museum in Amsterdam

Amsterdam is a place known to represent debauchery and hedonism. The sex museum could then be an opportunity for something truly exquisite, or just a tourist trap. Located near the central station and the red light district (which maybe says as much about the city as about the museum), there was naturall a concern it’d Read more…

Happy Fucking New Year

This one New Year’s Eve party I went to was also attended by a lover. The party was at a tourist exhibit front lobby and a few side rooms, and I wanted to make the night special for her. At around 10:30 pm I searched around the party, trying to open all the different doors. Read more…

Bothering the Neighbors

In one particularly sexually active period of my life, among others I was sleeping with a couple particularly loud women, to the point that my neighbor complained to the housing office which we rented from. The housing manager knew me, my flatmate and I had many parties there and we have had many conversations and Read more…

Making a Mess of Things

One time I met a girl at a university party, we hit it off, and I decided to take her to my office. We were both pretty wasted and we fucked all over the office. We then realized she was on her period. We did a drunken half assed attempt to clean up, and then Read more…

The Mile High Club

This is the story behind the plane mid-flight in the Atypical Locations list. On a Mexicana airlilnes flight a girl and I decided to try to achieve the mile high club status of banging in the toilets in the plane mid-flight. The plan was standard: she would enter the stall, and after waiting a minute, Read more…

Dressing as a Vibrator for Halloween

One year I decided, appropriately, to dress up as a vibrator for the Halloween parties that year. I made a giant rabbit vibe using chicken wire that I wrappped with purple fabric. I attached a cardboard on off switch and in my pocket I held a remote control, which, when people pressed the cardboard button, Read more…

Funny Story: BDSM on the Radio

So there was this girl who ran a radio show centered around sex at the university radio station and she had 1) seen me around and liked the look of me and 2) heard that I practiced BDSM. So she invited me to be part of her show for an episode one evening, as someone Read more…