One Reason why if there is a Christian God, I am going to Hell

One night I roleplayed with a lover a Priest-nun BDSM scenario. I’d recommend onlly trying this with someone you have had a long experience with roleplaying, simply for the reason that you will have a strong desire to laugh.

It was many years ago, so I only remember some of the details, but it went something like this.

The nun walks in the Priest’s private room and presents herself and bows.

“Sister, you are a sinner.”

“I am a God fearing woman!”

The priest laughs. He begins to recount how he was looking out his window, onto the garden where the nun is to tend the vegetables, and saw her take some of the vegetables in the garden and do absolutely filthy acts blasphemous to the garden of God in this church. She gasps.

“Please don’t hurt me.”

The Priest laughs.

“God will hurt you!”

Grabbing her firmly by the hips, he picks her up and throws her to the corner of his room, where there are some tools of holy wrathful discipline. A fierce wooden switch is the weapon of choice for this satanic transgression.

With each slicing, agonizingly stinging in supernatural pain, her plump temptress buttocks become engorged with a strong red mark. The sign of rectitude in God’s home. Screaming and shrieking, the sinful nun felt the punishment she so deserved from defiling Jesus’s vegetables.

The priest walks over to in front of the nun, and unties his robe. His large engorged begatting instrument featured prominently in front of her face.

He walks over to her and starts smacking her face hard with his cock, striking the cheeks with strong intensity, fiercly degrading this devil-overtaken woman.

“Put the sin rod in your mouth!”

[yeah, we both broke character a second and chuckled after that one]

The Priest shoves his dick far down the nun’s mouth, piercing to the back of her throat. Shoving his cock forcefully, he fucks her mouth as she gags and saliva dribles down her mouth and down his cock.

He turns, grabs a flogger and stands behind her.

“The exorcism is to now begin!”

Shoving his cock far deep into her pussy, he start whipping her back. Building intensity, he begins to pound hard and jackhammer fast into her pussy, soaking in the devill’s ointment, as he punishes her fiercely with the flagellating whip. “Be gone you, Satan! Be gone! Exit this woman!” he shouts as she thunders in intense rapture, shivering and shaking and shrieking in wild intensity. Furious energy of devilish deviant behavior, scents of sweat and fluids of sin, sounds of anguish and heretical pleasure.