One year I decided, appropriately, to dress up as a vibrator for the Halloween parties that year. I made a giant rabbit vibe using chicken wire that I wrappped with purple fabric. I attached a cardboard on off switch and in my pocket I held a remote control, which, when people pressed the cardboard button, I would press to activate a remote control butterfly vibe embedded into the costume, strong enough to make the entire costume vibrate.
One night I was at a debaucherous party house talking to a girl, and my friend, and in this moment genius wingman, said “hey I have a great idea! check out his costume!” and so he asked me to lie down, and then her to get on top and straddle me (really straddle the shaft of the costume), and then said “look it works, press the button” and she pressed the button (and so I pressed the button). The costume vibrated and she quickly blushed and gasped. He left and the girl sat on the costume for a few minutes and then we made our way to the bathroom.